The wand of squirt squirts you to where you look... Basically, it teleports you to where your crosshair is pointing. This item is very glitchy and only works about 75% of the time. If it does glitch out, it won't teleport you randomly. It just won't work.
Recipe of craftyingness:
| Soul gem | Emerald | |
| Magical stick | Soul gem | |
| Magical stick |